I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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