I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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