Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
that is very illegal...i love you.
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