I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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