So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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