I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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