There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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