Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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