maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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