So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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