Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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