hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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