i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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