I just made out with a guy for $7.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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