What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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