Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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