Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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