Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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