were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Randomize
