new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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