Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
honey bunches of taint.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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