Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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