So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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