i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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