That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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