We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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