The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
i black out too much to be "responsible"
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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