Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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