Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
BRING THE BAGELS
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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