i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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