I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
