yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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