he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
