Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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