I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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