You're my little dorito
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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