Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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