he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
