their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
