She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I have fence marks all over my body
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