? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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