what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
You left your phone here
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