just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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