Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I need to sanitize my soul.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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