im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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