i permit you to call me
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
