Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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