Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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