Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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