My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
