idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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