doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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