Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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