when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
its liver damage thursday
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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